WARNING TO WOMEN: JOSEPH KORDELL CRAFT, AKA “KORDELL CHAMPAGNE” 

Ladies, let’s talk about Kordell Champagne. And yes, the name sounds expensive, but the lifestyle apparently came with a clearance sticker. 😂

“Imma tell it like it is, playa!” This is a man who says Aries don’t chase. Of course they don’t, Kordell! Why chase when you can keep Plenty of Fish on speed dial? 🐟🤣 Apparently, commitment isn’t his thing, but collecting hookups is a full-time hobby.

His dating standards? Let’s just say the bar seems to be underground. His type appears to be women with complicated baby-daddy situations, while he’s out here acting like he’s the prize. Sir, the confidence is champagne, but the budget is sparkling water. 🥂😂

And those trips? Nothing says luxury like taking a little trip while your finances are on a permanent vacation. Meanwhile, I loaned him money for a business deal gone bad and never got it back. Apparently, repayment isn’t on the itinerary. 💸🤣

You can find him on Plenty of Fish and TikTok, keeping the internet entertained one profile at a time. If “I don’t chase” is your slogan, Kordell, perhaps try chasing a paycheck, a little accountability, or that money you owe. Just a thought, playa! 😂