A WARNING TO WOMEN: JOSEPH KORDELL CRAFT, AKA “KORDELL CHAMPAGNE”
Ladies, let’s talk about Joseph Kordell Craft, better known as Kordell Champagne on YouTube and TikTok. His favorite introduction is “Imma tell you how it is.” Oh, Kordell, please do! We’re waiting for that same energy when it’s time to talk about the things that actually matter. 😂
His videos are packed with sexual innuendo, including that famous number 69. Subtlety clearly blocked him a long time ago. Apparently, everything has to be sexualized. Sir, not every conversation needs to sound like a late-night infomercial!
Then there’s his favorite Aries declaration: “Aries don’t chase.” He repeats it like it belongs on a motivational poster. Yet somehow, he’s on Plenty of Fish looking for hookups. 😂 So let me get this straight: Aries don’t chase, but apparently they do cast their fishing lines! 🎣 Kordell, that fish isn’t going to catch itself!
And while he’s busy preaching about not chasing, he’s also taking trips despite reportedly being broke. 🤣 The luggage is traveling, the Aries pride is thriving, but the bank account? Hopefully, it’s enjoying the scenery from home! All that boss energy, and the budget is still trying to catch up.
He's a pathological liar hooking up on plenty of fish. That's how he got any STD.