Rhianna Haines - Felony Charges
2 years ago
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Category Crime

Well, your favorite "private" piano teacher has FINALLY caught some felony charges! According to the report, she got INCREDIBLY hammered and decided to go for a drive through Florence, Oregon. Since this was at 10 a.m., it wasn't a good idea that she passed the High, Middle and Elementary schools. 

Since she hadn't had a driver's license for 10+ years, because of past DUIIs, this was the lucky DUII to catch a felony! 

How was jail during the holidays and your birthday?! Did you sing carols with the other inmates? Gosh, almost 40 and still can't stay out of jail! Thanks for a year and a half of laughs as you tried to stay out of jail! I look forward to seeing your future mugshots!


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Comments About Rhianna Haines

Wow..... You have done a great job screwing up your life! There for a while (pre 2021), I thought you had gotten it together and may even be doing okay with the little income you had. But obviously you couldn't maintain it for long. Anyone with a lukewarm IQ can stay out of jail. Drinking has cost you so much. Your family. Your freedom. A lot of money. Your reputation. Your looks. You can always tell a heavy drinker by the blown blood vessels on their swollen face. And yet, you don't seem to learn a lesson. I can't wait to hear what lame excuse you use as to why you're MIA for so long. Don't worry. I'll make sure everyone knows you're actually in prison. When you feel those cuffs tighten, think of me.
Jan 19 2024 09:50 AM

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