Omg did you guys see the news about Kristi Noem?! She just filed for divorce from her husband after 34 years!! 😱

I guess after that whole crazy dog story last year, Bryon finally realized that if things get a little too rough around the house, she does NOT hesitate to take you out to the gravel pit! 😂 She really looked at a 34-year marriage and said, "Yeah, this isn't working out, time to put it down."

Honestly, surviving three decades of South Dakota winters together just to split up now is wild. I guess when she became the head of Homeland Security, she decided her own home security was the first thing that needed to be evicted! Single Kristi is officially on the loose, someone keep her away from the local animal shelters!